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Post by gerald on Apr 3, 2019 17:46:27 GMT -5
A WISE MAN ONCE SAID NOTHING. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET. WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL. BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG. INSTEAD OF "SINGLE" AS A MARITAL STATUS, I PREFER "INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED". PATIENCE: WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES. LET’S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE. VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO COULDN'T HUNT, FISH OR LIGHT FIRES ! I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK ...."REALLY? THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?" IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED. IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT. MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A DEER WHEN CROSSING THE HIGHWAY. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID. YOU WILL FIND OUT RIGHT AFTER YOU SAY THEM. CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON. IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL, JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
WE ARE ALL INFECTED WITH A TERMINAL DISEASE. THERE IS NO RECORD OF ANYONE SURVIVING IT.
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Apr 3, 2019 20:39:43 GMT -5
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Post by lavishgail on Apr 3, 2019 20:39:43 GMT -5
Omg, So Funny!!! Ty Gerald.
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Post by jim on Apr 3, 2019 22:46:49 GMT -5
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Post by John on Apr 4, 2019 7:07:01 GMT -5
Ty
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