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Post by gerald on Dec 18, 2019 15:50:21 GMT -5
These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now …. I wish Hollywood Squares would come out in reruns.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A, Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
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Post by lavishgail on Jan 11, 2020 6:03:36 GMT -5
These are great! And on the Gsn ( game show network ) all the reruns are still on. I watched it about a week ago.  . Good one Gerald. Do you remember "To tell the truth" one of the stars was Kitty Carlisle. Did I spell right? I used to watch all of those shows to price is right with Bob Barker. The new ones not so good! Johnny Carson on the tonight show!! I really miss that one. I read all about Johnny's life. Also watched it on tv. Many good clean shows are gone now, I mean clean if you didn't know how to read between the lines. Another one I remember : who's line is it. My grandma was so smart, back in the day she played on a radio game show and won! Their winnings were Going to NYC and she won a Cinderella pakage. My grampa picked her up in a real Cinderella coach. Well real to look real . They gave them a hotel for the weekend they went to a ball. She won a beautiful long gorgeous gown oh my it was be4 I was born. I have the whole show on a record. But have never been able to hear it. Someday on my bucket list I will be able to. It's very thick and you have to listen in an old victrolla maybe they have a way to transfer it to a CD? Ill have to see? Or I will go to my cousin's house in Connecticut and she has my grandparents old victrolla, we can listen to it there! Ty for putting this up. I never saw this? |
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Post by travis on Jan 13, 2020 11:14:30 GMT -5
Gail,
Paste this into your server, see if they can convert your old record.
Travis
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Post by travis on Jan 13, 2020 11:15:37 GMT -5
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Post by lavishgail on Jan 16, 2020 1:00:02 GMT -5
Wow Travis Thank you so very much. This means the world to me and more.. I just can't thank you enough.
Just awesome!!
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