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[morningstar]

Sooooo funny




>A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a
> vacation.
>
> He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the
> time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
>
> He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies,
> nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
>
> After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the
> most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
>
> In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get
> here?"
>
> She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed
> here when my cruise ship sank."
>
> "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat
> wash up with you."
>
> "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw
> material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum
> tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides
> and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
>
> "But, where did you get the tools?"
>
> "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman "On the south side of
> the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I
> found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted
> into ductile iron..I used that for tools and used the tools to make
> the hardware."
>
> The guy is stunned.
>
> "Let's row over to my place," she says.
>
> After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf.
>
> As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before
> him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in
> blue and white While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly
> woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As
> they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I
> call it home. Sit down, please.
>
> Would you like a drink?"
>
> "No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take
> another drop of coconut juice."
>
> "It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How
> would you like a Pina Colada?"
>
> Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they
> sit down on her couch to talk.
>
> After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm
> going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to
> take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom
> cabinet."
>
> No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom.
> There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone.
> Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end
> inside a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses.
> "What next?"
>
> When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines,
> strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She
> beckons for him to sit down next to her.
>
> "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him,
> "We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's
> something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something
> you've been longing for?" She stares into his eyes.
>
> He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean .. he swallows excitedly
> and tears start to form in his eyes." . . . .."Don't tell me you've built
> a
> Golf Course !"
>

[Joyce7]

This is so funny ;D ;D If not "golf course", it could have said a remote control for the TV!! Thanks for this laugh today.

[LindaNY]

ROFLOL

[larrynz]

The one I heard the last line was
"You mean your got internet"