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Post by LindaNY on Oct 17, 2007 20:17:31 GMT -5
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A's for arthritis, B's the bad back, C's the chest pains - perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure - I'd rather it low; I is for incisions with scars you can show... J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus - there's bells in my ears! U is for urinary... big troubles with flow; V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry - NOW what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found; Y is another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest that I still have - in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
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Post by Joyce7 on Oct 17, 2007 22:23:52 GMT -5
This is good and thanks for the laugh. I think it's funny , sort of... I like it...Joyce
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Post by cocojax on Oct 17, 2007 22:57:09 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D How true is that...
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