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Post by barb7330 on Jan 9, 2015 7:51:06 GMT -5
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto ,
when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly,
the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar
and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter who was strolling by sees the incident,
and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal . . . ,"
he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I assumed you were." says
the reporter and starts again.
"Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack . . . "
he continues writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Jays fan either, the boy says.
"I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan.
What team, do you root for?" the reporter asks.
I'm a Montreal Canadians fan." the child says..
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook
and writes,
"Little French Bastard from Quebec Kills Beloved
Family Pet!"
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Post by Deborah on Jan 9, 2015 9:56:47 GMT -5
Thanks for the smile,, Barb.
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Post by stoker55 on Jan 9, 2015 16:01:48 GMT -5
That was awesome Barb!
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