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Post by chrocary / Jane on Jan 9, 2015 22:01:00 GMT -5
Random thoughts as we age ... The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet! I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks! I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap! I don't have white hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work. Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees. The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes" . I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week. When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people" ? Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound! Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud? At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for. Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad !!! And, of course… Have I told you this already…... or did you tell this to me?
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Post by Deborah on Jan 10, 2015 10:19:11 GMT -5
Love them - particularly the one about getting lucky... Thanks for the smiles.
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Post by jim on Jan 12, 2015 6:50:47 GMT -5
thumbsupde1
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