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Post by John on Jan 23, 2015 21:03:20 GMT -5
A husband went to police station to report his missing wife .
Husband: I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Oh, 5 something .
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: yes.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband:
2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, Shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left …..
(at this point the husband started crying )
Sergeant: Don't worry sir …….. we’ll find your car
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Post by jim on Jan 30, 2015 0:19:19 GMT -5
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