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Post by morningstar on Mar 28, 2007 12:10:10 GMT -5
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?" But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize. The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
"W I N A B A G E L"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2007 13:17:41 GMT -5
Morningstar,
I almost peed my pants..... that was too cute!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2007 13:19:14 GMT -5
Another Blond Joke....... A blond notices her neighbors house on fire...... So she calls the fire dept..... They ask her... Ok Miss calm down.... how do we get there? The blond replies.... DUH! BIG RED TRUCK
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Post by morningstar on Mar 28, 2007 13:41:02 GMT -5
linndie,
I love that one too. My caregiver is blonde and calls me mom. And I laugh at her all the time. She is very smart until something small comes along and she'll say mom how do this or that and it is always so simple a baby could do it. She just laughs and says I am having a blonde moment.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2007 12:10:55 GMT -5
Rosemarie how do you get the bunny and your name ect? That is so adorable :")
LOVE lINNDIE
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Post by morningstar on Mar 31, 2007 12:54:14 GMT -5
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