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Post by LindaNY on Jul 19, 2007 14:04:59 GMT -5
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A young blond woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while
on vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of
the shopkeepers, the young Blond declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you
go on and give it a try?"
The blond headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same
young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly
toward her. With lightning re! flexes, the Blond takes aim, shoots the
creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper
stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blond struggles
mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "Sh*t!
THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
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Post by morningstar on Jul 19, 2007 14:08:55 GMT -5
OMG Linda I didn't see that one coming at all.  |
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