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MOROR
Aug 7, 2007 8:37:03 GMT -5
Post by morningstar on Aug 7, 2007 8:37:03 GMT -5
Sooooo funny
>A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a > vacation. > > He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the > time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. > > He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, > nothing, only bananas and coconuts. > > After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the > most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. > > In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get > here?" > > She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed > here when my cruise ship sank." > > "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat > wash up with you." > > "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw > material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum > tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides > and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." > > "But, where did you get the tools?" > > "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman "On the south side of > the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I > found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted > into ductile iron..I used that for tools and used the tools to make > the hardware." > > The guy is stunned. > > "Let's row over to my place," she says. > > After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. > > As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before > him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in > blue and white While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly > woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As > they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I > call it home. Sit down, please. > > Would you like a drink?" > > "No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take > another drop of coconut juice." > > "It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How > would you like a Pina Colada?" > > Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they > sit down on her couch to talk. > > After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm > going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to > take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom > cabinet." > > No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. > There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. > Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end > inside a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses. > "What next?" > > When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, > strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She > beckons for him to sit down next to her. > > "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, > "We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's > something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something > you've been longing for?" She stares into his eyes. > > He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean .. he swallows excitedly > and tears start to form in his eyes." . . . .."Don't tell me you've built > a > Golf Course !" >
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MOROR
Aug 7, 2007 9:31:48 GMT -5
Post by Joyce7 on Aug 7, 2007 9:31:48 GMT -5
This is so funny ;D ;D If not "golf course", it could have said a remote control for the TV!! Thanks for this laugh today.
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MOROR
Aug 12, 2007 8:29:25 GMT -5
Post by LindaNY on Aug 12, 2007 8:29:25 GMT -5
ROFLOL
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Aug 15, 2007 0:21:39 GMT -5
Post by larrynz on Aug 15, 2007 0:21:39 GMT -5
The one I heard the last line was "You mean your got internet"
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