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Post by morningstar on Oct 12, 2007 23:09:24 GMT -5
Top 10 Signs You're Too Old For Trick or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid
chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell,
"Trick or ... " and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume
that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger
in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses
where your ex-wives live.
You are NEVER too old to Trick or Treat.
So go have some fun!
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Post by cocojax on Oct 13, 2007 14:53:49 GMT -5
;D  ;D |
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Post by LindaNY on Oct 15, 2007 10:29:27 GMT -5
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Post by John on Oct 15, 2007 15:37:19 GMT -5
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Post by Joyce7 on Oct 16, 2007 2:14:31 GMT -5
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;D 
