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Post by John on Feb 3, 2015 20:44:57 GMT -5
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass,
two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain
around his neck; walked into the local welfare office
to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi
You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job.
I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent.
We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges
as the daughter is in her mid-20'sand has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullchittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it." .....
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Post by chrocary / Jane on Feb 3, 2015 21:35:06 GMT -5
image002 Good One
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Post by jim on Feb 4, 2015 6:07:27 GMT -5
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