Living Will Form

[stoker55]

Living Will Form


I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______a Martini______a Margarita ____ a Scotch and soda ______a Bloody Caesar/Mary ______a Gin and Tonic _______ a Glass of Beaujolais ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______the remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______the sports page______ Sex ______or Chocolate, it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day.

At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature:__________________________ Date: __________

P.S. I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes.
If anyone knows the name of this happy place, PLEASE pass it on!

Life is short. Eat dessert first.

[sallybrown]

Loved this! Make mine a Martini shaken -not stirred - with 3 olives.

[David]

That was funny

[Suzanne (Suz)]

Awesome - at first I was like.... WHAT??? then I saw the Martini and the rest and thought this is brilliant - and I definitely want to go to that home with the pub - maybe I should start looking or see if we could build one or something like that but in Ontario

Good one!!!

[jim]

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