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Post by jim on Jun 16, 2020 0:20:31 GMT -5
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Post by travis on Jun 16, 2020 8:29:41 GMT -5
Jim,
That's a good one!
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Post by sallybrown on Jun 17, 2020 6:25:34 GMT -5
😂🤣😂. Love this one, Jim! 👍 I am going to print it out to carry with me...as I don’t trust my recall! I will give my Aussie friend the credit! 😉
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Post by lavishgail on Jun 21, 2020 22:09:30 GMT -5
Great, I really needed that laugh so ty Jim!
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Post by sallybrown on Jun 22, 2020 7:51:22 GMT -5
Jim - told this story at my brother’s BBQ this weekend! It was a hit! I think a few family members are still laughing!
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Post by jade on Jun 23, 2020 7:02:57 GMT -5
😊
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