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Post by jim on Feb 2, 2023 22:40:33 GMT -5
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that it could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Post by spike99 on Feb 27, 2023 21:45:41 GMT -5
Good ones....
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Why?
Feb 28, 2023 10:29:12 GMT -5
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Post by sallybrown on Feb 28, 2023 10:29:12 GMT -5
Thanks, Jim! Love these! Going to print and bring to my book club! 😂🤣😂
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