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Post by LindaNY on Jun 29, 2007 9:55:36 GMT -5
It has long been contended that there are male jokes
and there are female jokes, and there are unisex
jokes. Here is a joke that could be considered a true
female joke. I offer it to you in hope that women will
love it and men will pass it along to women who will
love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work
cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally
tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man
entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed
her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward
her (as all men will). Before she could offer her
apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and
whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutly anything, that you want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one
condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want
me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and
then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which
she pressed into the man's hand along with her
address.
She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and
meaningfully said...
"Clean my house." ;D
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Post by morningstar on Jun 29, 2007 10:45:44 GMT -5
Think I could borrow him when he is done there. This house could use a good deep cleaning. Thanks Linda
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