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Post by LindaNY on Aug 25, 2007 14:47:14 GMT -5
A Letter Of Complaint
Gentlemen:
I have been riding trains daily for the past two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 yrs ago.
Yours truly,
A Commuter
Dear Sir,
We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 yrs ago was by foot.
Sincerely,
The Railroad
Gentlemen:
I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible, Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his a$$. That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years.
Yours truly,
A Commuter
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Post by morningstar on Aug 25, 2007 15:10:58 GMT -5
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I like this one LindaMt