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Post by John on Feb 21, 2015 17:51:56 GMT -5
Its nice to receive a decent JOKE now and then:
Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish man is sitting between them.
The first Texan says, "My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they
call my place The Jolly Roger."
The second Texan says, "My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5,000 head of cattle and
they call my place Big John's."
They both look down at the little old Jewish man who says, "My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres."
Roger looks down at him and says, "300 Acres? What do you raise?"
"Nothing," says Irving ..
"Well then, what do you call it?" asked John.
"Downtown Dallas "
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