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Post by larrynz on Apr 11, 2007 18:14:32 GMT -5
A blonde is on board a small two- seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams.
Ground control receives her call for help and
answers back: "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down,
just do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and position."
"I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the front seat!"
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Post by Blossom/Jackie W. on Apr 19, 2007 14:20:57 GMT -5
Ohhhhhhhhh Larry; I just saw this; being a blonde myself. But I do have to tell you. When I went in to see the Dr and get my ABG test for the O.K. to fly South; (you have to remember different airlines have different criteria and forms they (the Drs) have to fill out. Anyway; he was asking about my trip and says he....."Who are you flying with?" My response (without thinking) was ..."My husband" Then I realized what he was referring to  . Gaaaaaaaawd....Time to put my Mickey Mouse ears back on I think! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2007 1:19:18 GMT -5
It took me a moment before I "got it" ... and I'm not even blond - or even very hairy.
It reminded me of the two blonds working for the city who spent the day with one digging a hole and the other one following behind and filling the hole back up ... so I said, I'm confused, what's the purpose to your activity? They said -
You'd understand if the other blond had come to work today - she's the one who puts a little tree in the hole ....
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Post by Blossom/Jackie W. on Apr 20, 2007 6:53:57 GMT -5
Uh Huh  |
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Post by John on Apr 21, 2007 13:19:58 GMT -5
Blossom: I liked your Blonde joke the best |
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Post by morningstar on Apr 21, 2007 20:55:17 GMT -5
John,
Somehow the ones you know are true are always the funniest.
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. Gaaaaaaaawd....Time to put my Mickey Mouse ears back on I think!
