Welfare Check...

[LindaNY]

A Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up
his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just "hate" drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're puttin' me on!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . . you started it.

[morningstar]

Kind of beat him at his own game. Thanks Linda I enjoyed the laugh.