Jesus and a few beers

[cocojax]

An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a
bar. They're staring at another man, suddenly the Irishman
says, "It's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they
send him over a pint Of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a Bottle of Molson
Canadian.


Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks
the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the
drinks, Jesus Approaches the trio.


He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him

for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a
cry of amazement,

"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is
gone. It's a miracle!"


Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the
lager. As he let's go, the man's eyes widen in
shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is
completely gone! It's a miracle."


Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair and a table
in trying to get away from the Son of God.


What's wrong my son?"asked Jesus.


The Newfie shouts, "f**k off, I'm on workers compensation.

[LindaNY]

good one.