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Post by morningstar on Jun 24, 2007 10:21:37 GMT -5
Chocolate Ice Cream
A man approaches an ice cream van and asks, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."
The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn't come this morning. We're out of chocolate."
"In that case," the man continued, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream."
"You don't understand, sir," the girl says. "We have no chocolate."
"Then just give me some chocolate," he insists.
Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, "Sir, will you spell 'van,' as in 'vanilla?'"
The man spells, "V A N."
"Now spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry. '"
"OK. S-T-R-A-W."
"Now," the girl asked, "spell 'stink,' as in chocolate."
The man hesitates, then confused, replied, "There is no stinkin chocolate."
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Post by LindaNY on Jun 25, 2007 20:23:26 GMT -5
;D ;D
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Post by cheryl on Jun 26, 2007 17:52:25 GMT -5
chuckle here
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Post by Blossom/Jackie W. on Jun 26, 2007 19:21:31 GMT -5
..ahhhhhhhhh; a groaner
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