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Post by spike99 on Jun 25, 2007 19:42:07 GMT -5
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A woman from Vancouver Island, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'
The doctor smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Ministry, the Forest Service and the Ministry of Land and Water Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.
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Post by LindaNY on Jun 25, 2007 20:20:49 GMT -5
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